The first two lines of 30 Rock.
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teen wolf rewatch | 1x12, code breaker
“his username is allison? his password is also allison?”
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do twin boys have the same penis size?
Tumblr in deep thought.
Things I never thought about about until I join tumblr #1658
cole sprouse has a tumblr lets ask him
good idea
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this pen will never know what a bagel tastes like
Go to sleep
I wasn’t going to reblog this but it spoke to me on a personal level
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holy shiz shes never goin down
I’m probably going to cry when the queen dies and I’m american
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Thors little head shake gets me. All.The.Freaking.Time. That wasnt even scripted
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COULD THIS BE ANY MORE ACCURATE
THIS IS THE MOST WONDERFULLY ACCURATE THING I’VE EVER LAID MY EYES ON
If anyone ever asks to compose my biography as a writer, I will just refer them to this.
Right now I’m at David Tennant in a spacesuit.
THIS COULD NOT BE ANY MORE ACCURATE OMFG. im at david in the spacesuit eugh.
Im currently Tulio. Ad Chuck
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fangirl challenge: families
↳ buffy summers and rupert giles (5/10)
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Tumblr can go from puppies to orgies any second.
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