221bbarricade:

zanetehaiden:

snow-anne:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

String players can be a bit high-strung.

y’all need to cellout

We all need to calm down before this gets violin-t

So, bass-ically, the op is a classical stripper?

221bbarricade:

zanetehaiden:

snow-anne:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

String players can be a bit high-strung.

y’all need to cellout

We all need to calm down before this gets violin-t

So, bass-ically, the op is a classical stripper?

(via goodthingsarecomingyourway)

"

1. I have read your favorite book six times since we broke up. The ending is stupid and cliche. It hurts more every time I read it.

2. My mother stopped by today. She asked me why all the plants are dead.

3. I was shaking so hard I spilled coffee down my shirt. It burned my chest but not as much as you do.

4. I can’t breathe. I don’t really want to anymore anyway.

5. I’ve stopped writing. My new favorite hobby is tearing myself apart.

6. I feel knives in my chest when you speak.

7. I was supposed to go to dinner with my best friend but I couldn’t get out of bed. People keep telling me they miss me. I wish I had it in me to miss them back.

8. Sometimes I still feel you. Those are the nights when I choke on vodka and drag razor blades across the spots you liked to touch me.

9. I saw you walking down the street and I swear I could hear my ribs crack.

10. I keep telling my father that I’m fine but he doesn’t believe me.

11. There’s a hole in my chest where you used to be.

12. Maybe all the stars in the sky are dead.

13. It’s so fucking terrifying the way love still lingers in your bones even after it disappears from the air.

14. When I was little I was scared of dying. Now I’m only afraid of missing you forever.

15. I should probably stop smoking. I should probably stop drinking. I should probably stop crying when someone says your name. I should probably stop leaving the back door unlocked incase you come home.

"

I haven’t been doing very well without you  (via tintedgray)

(Source: extrasad, via notgivingupjustgivingin91)

ballwrecking:

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

ballwrecking:

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

(via viicktthoor)

snowingblackout:

twerkinshield:

steve and bucky being in a meeting with all the avengers at the stark tower and steve is getting progressively more pissed off with them and their shenanigans while bucky just sits at the bar ignoring everything

"bucky come on, help me!"

"no way, don’t drag me into this"

"just give me a hand!"

image

(via classicbubble)

neodaq:

this is perhaps the most broken economy ever conceived

neodaq:

this is perhaps the most broken economy ever conceived

(via spontaneousmusicalnumber)

cosimaniehaus069:

alisonhendrix08:

alisonhendrix49:

alisonhendrix3:

alisonhendrix40:

alisonhendrix143:

alisonhendrix9:

alisonhendrix05:

alisonhendrix45:

alisonhendrix76:

alisonhendrix3:

I’m a bitch…

I’m a lover

I’m a child

I’m a mother

I’m a sinner

I’m a saint

I do not feel ashamed

image

I’m your hell

I’m your dream

I’m sick.

(Source: alisonisthegreateststar, via classicbubble)