when my mom told me I’d turn boy-crazy as a teen….
…I really didn’t expect that boy to be a 1200 year old alien
or an immortal norse god
or a huge angry green guy that sucker punches Gods and throws them around like they’re nothing. >.>
Or a pair of mass murdering brothers and their gay angel man.
or an army doctor and his detective
Or a reclusive billionaire that created a genius Machine.
or all of the above
or a 2000 year old centurian with a gun in his hand